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Leslie Goshko (Huffington Post Comedy) is the host and creator of the monthly storytelling series, Sideshow Goshko, which has been hailed as a Time Out New York and New York Times "Critics’ Pick", and also noted as "a well-programmed night" by the New York Times.Sideshow Goshkohas been featured on TruTV’sImpractical Jokers, NPR’sSnap Judgment, and inThe New Yorker. Her cabaret show "An Old-Fashioned Piano Party with Leslie Goshko" is heralded as a Time Out New York "Critic’s Pick" and she served as the musical director for NY1 anchors Pat Kiernan and Jamie Stelter’s live show at 92Y, "Pat and Jamie’s NY." And thanks to the support of many Internet voters, she performed with the cast of Hairspray on Broadway.

I had been spending most of my nights in the calving barns, sleeping in a bedroll and getting up every hour or two to perform some miracle obstetrical procedure. I was tired to the bone and my eyes were sunk back in my head like a scourin’ calf!

The gravitational pull of Diarrhea Planet is strong; once you get caught in the orbit of its stadium-sized riffs and blistering solos, it’s hard to escape. The Nashville six-piece has been melting faces since its debut 7" Aloha first started making waves outside the leafy campus of Belmont University, where its members first met. What started as a dorm room dick joke between two friends bored by the music-business ladder-climbing of their classmates has grown into one of the biggest—and loudest—rock acts to come out of Nashville since their big bros and labelmates in JEFF The Brotherhood. As they toured the country behind their critically acclaimed 2013 LP I’m Rich Beyond Your Wildest Dreams, the likes of Billboard, Rolling Stone, SPIN, and even BuzzFeed have taken notice. Ignore them at your own peril. On their latest LP for Infinity Cat Recordings, Turn to Gold, the Planet boys worked with Vance Powell, the Grammy-winning engineer and Jack White confidant. Powell used his expertise in recording live sound to capture some of the energy of the Diarrhea Planet live experience—they tracked the main guitar and drum tracks live, in the same room, for a record that’s both massive and… (read more)

Commenter: JoyWhat we need is BANK reform. The bailout our government gave the banks? They were supposed to help people with that money by giving out loans. An article posted in the NY TIMES nearly immediately after the bailout complained – saying the bailout money instead of going for loans – was BEING KEPT BY THE BANKS. Our government handed these banks BILLIONS with no strings attached. And did they help the US? NO. They helped themselves and then once again tightened up their purse strings. I have ONE credit card – ONE. It’s small and I keep it for emergencies. In January they raised my rate to 18.9%. (GOOD THING I DON’T USE THE THING!) When I asked them WHY that is – I’d made no late payments – had no late fees – had always done things properly. When it came down to it a member of my bank said to me – we DO have to pay our employees. Bottom line? It’s all SELFISHNESS and GREED and these institutions are THIEVES. Oor government is letting them get away with it and NOT taking care of YOU and ME. FOR THE PEOPLE!

Next, head to the far end of the Poop Deck, where you interacted with the Sentinel Artefact for the first time. Next to the wheel should be two similar dials but without markings. The one on the left is for the UP + LINE symbol, while the one on the right is the DOWN + LINE symbol. You’re going to want to input the respective hours into these dials. The time starts at 12/midnight, so interact with it left to turn it down to 11, 10, 9 etc. while going right will make the time 1, 2, 3, and so on.

The Southwest Porch at Bryant Park presents Holiday Piano Karaoke every Tuesday from 7 to 9. With Joe McGinty (Nov. 14, 21), Julian Velard (Nov. 28–Dec. 19) November 14 to December 19 (weather permitting). Check out the Holiday Song List!

Future pools, I was told by one of Slater’s partners, will have many more features, possibly including movable reefs—push-button bathymetry. The ultimate goal is a totalized system: first, a complete analysis of your surfing abilities; then all the measurements for the perfect board; and, finally, a wave designed precisely for you. This doesn’t sound like a mass-market enterprise.

My fellow citizens, write this down: Mexico is a Third World Country, ruled by drug cartels with guns. The Mexican War Zone is their border, our front porch. We are their best customer. They deliver drugs to us like pizza!

RANGE CUBES (called this because our cubes range in size from 4×4 sheets of plywood to dust) NOW AVAILABLE (we bought a train load of this stuff in 2005 and still have half of it left) ALL NATURAL INGREDIENTS (25% wood shavings, 25% Johnson grass clippings, 24% salt mine tailings and 1% dried catfish waste).

It doesn’t just happen to vets! A pet shipping container arrived at the big city airport. As it was wending its way through the bowels of the baggage facility, one of the employees peeked into Skipper’s cage. She immediately removed the dog crate and called her supervisor. After some gentle nudging with a short stick they agreed that Skipper was stiff as a two by four and was, in fact, Dead!

Ten of the most influential people in the world of veterinary drugs invited me to join them at a conference table which appeared to be borrowed from a high school teacher’s lounge. Two were wearing jeans, three wore a tie and all were wearing comfortable shoes. The attire was casual.

Forward Disco Holiday Party | Sean Cormac & Chili Davis, Alan Morehouse, + More TBA – Cielo December 16, 2017 – New York